Memoirs of a Darling

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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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There was a ship that saw the Titanic sinking but did nothing because the captain was sleeping

There was a ship that saw the Titanic sinking but did nothing because the captain was sleeping

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Jessica Harrison has created a collection of creepy miniature furniture that look like they have been crafted out of human skin and flesh aptly called the “Handheld” series.

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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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The beginning of the end of Amanda Bynes

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Stephania Darling

I'm a mommy, a wife, a student, and a chocolatier. I was born in the wrong era and I'm every cliche. Besides my family the only thing I can't live without is music.